Girl: Want to come over ;)
Me: A wizard just turned me into a duck.
Girl: I’m off my -
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”
im attempting to revive my tumblr but i need comedy blogs to follow. any suggestions?
i dont understand why theres such a lack of straight dudes on tumblr. like guys, theres some bomb ass shit for everyone on here
anyone who needs advice from a straight male with nothing better to do inbox meh